By Kevin Williams
Have some interesting Amish in the News today so we'll get right to it:
MENNONITE OPERA: I've said on this site before that I just can't get into opera. I don't think I'm some uncultured rube, I just can't follow it. Don't get me wrong, I'm not disparaging the talent or skill that goes into it, but I guess I just can't connect with it. I'm not even sure bring it down to a more human level such as this "Mennonite farm opera" would do it for me, but I give them credit for trying. Click here to read about this interesting twist on opera.
AMISH-MENNONITE "SPRING BREAK" CRUISE: That's just a tongue-in-cheek name for it, but, no, there is actually a cruise each year featuring a Mennonite ventriloquist and other Plain entertainers who cater to a Plain crowd. It's a chance for Amish and Mennonites to experience a cruise but do it in an atmosphere of like-minded people. Makes it more comfortable and more enjoyable. Click here to read about this cruise. The cruise is also open to the general public too,but it's marketed to Amish and Mennonites. Click here to read.
A HUTTERITE MOVIE: I've posted about this before, but the movie is now in the process of being filmed and it does have one bonafide star in it, an actress from Modern Family playing the main Hutterite character. The movie is being filmed in Sioux Falls, South Dakota, close to Hutterite country.
HIT-SKIP ACCIDENT INVOLVING AN AMISH BUGGY: Man, this is bad. If you hit an Amish buggy (or anything else) you need to stop, render assistance, etc. Chances are they don't have a cell phone to call for help, so you hit the buggy and they are helpless. Keep an eye out for a champagne-colored 2001 Corrolla with front-end damage in the Wayne County area of Ohio. Click here to read more.
MILLIE'S BLT SALAD - MY AMISH HOME - Check out this week's latest from Amish columnist Millie Otto and her recipe for homemade BLT salad.
And for those who are REALLY adventurous, you can home-cure your own bacon like many Amish do, here are some tips from the University of Missouri's extension department:
To successfully home cure bacon, begin with fresh bellies that have been chilled to about 42 degrees Fahrenheit within 24 to 30 hours after slaughter. If the fresh bellies are purchased from a commercial source, they have been properly chilled. If the source is farm slaughter, take care to chill them rapidly. Do not stack warm bellies during the chilling process. Trim the bellies to desired shape and apply cure within 48 hours after slaughter. Bellies prepared from skinned carcasses may be cured successfully in the same manner as those from scalded carcasses.
Salt is the primary ingredient. Sugar is added to offset some of the salt's harshness. A combination of 3 pounds salt and 1-½ pounds sugar, either white or brown, is a basic mixture. There are several commercially prepared cures comprised of this basic mixture. Some have added spices and flavoring to give a characteristic flavor, aroma or appearance.
A cure mixture that performs well under home curing conditions consists of 7 pounds meat curing salt, 4 pounds sugar (white or brown) and 3 ounces of nitrate (saltpeter — optional). This cure produces a mild-flavored bacon.
If commercially prepared cure is used, apply according to the manufacturer's instructions. If you prepare your cure according to the suggested recipe, apply the cure at rate of ½ ounce per pound fresh belly. If you cannot weigh the ingredients and bellies, you can put the cure on by sprinkling the skin side and by rubbing the sides and inside well with the cure. Hold the belly on edge and tap gently on table to remove excess cure. The amount applied will equal about ½ ounce per pound.
Stack the bellies crisscross no more than four layers deep on a table that is tilted to allow the moisture to drain away. Plywood on a set of sawhorses works well. Place the bellies in a well-ventilated, odor-free room and allow to cure 7 days. If the bellies freeze before 7 days, allow them to defrost and add one day to cure for each day they were frozen. After curing, the product should be smoked.
Wash the bacon in warm water, hang in the smokehouse with door open and allow to dry. This may take two or three days. The meat will not take smoke until the surface is dry. If the meat is smoked when still damp, the smoke will be smudgy and the meat will not taste as good. When the bacon is dry, apply the smoke and allow about 36 to 48 hours to complete the smoking. Add sawdust or wood as needed during the smoking.
A smokehouse may be constructed using three pieces of tempered masonite, stove pipe, a 30-gallon drum and frame lumber.
The outside dimensions are about 2 feet wide, 4 feet deep and 8 feet tall. This will smoke the bacons and jowls from five hogs.
Smoke from burning sawdust in the drum is vented into a lower corner of the smokehouse, then vented out the opposite corner near the top of a flue.
The drum should lay on a metal base with about 2 feet of 3- or 4-inch vent pipe to the smokehouse. Air vents should be made in the drum on the side opposite the vent pipe and about one-fourth the distance up from the bottom. Cut a hole in the top to allow filling with sawdust.
Start the smoke generator by putting crumpled paper in the lower vents, piling sawdust on the paper and lighting the paper. Leave enough room for air to get in as the sawdust burns. The sawdust should smolder and give off smoke. If it flames, dampen the sawdust with water.
Bacon hangers can be made of non-resinous wood material about 2-inches wide, ½-inch thick, and 12-inches long. Space four or five number 6 galvanized nails along the board, make a hanger from number 9 galvanized wire and fasten to the middle of the board.
Use only hardwood sawdust or chips for smoking. Resinous evergreen wood will impart an undesirable flavor.
Sawdust from a stave bolt mill or sawmill where no resinous lumber is cut will be fine.
Since most home smokehouses are designed to give a cold smoke, drying and smoking will take longer than at a commercial facility.
Bacon cured and smoked in this fashion is perishable and needs to be frozen or stored in a refrigerator until eaten. Remove the rind if it is not removed during slaughter, slice, wrap in freezer paper and freeze. The sliced bacon will retain its quality 2 to 3 months in freezer storage. If more bacon was cured than the family will eat in two to three months, wrap and freeze in chunks. Bacon will keep its fresh flavor longer during freezer storage if it is not sliced.